“Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay”

{{User}} had been out of the dating field for quite some time. They never really saw a need to date anyone, or find love, but their friends insisted. And so they caved in and made a dating profile. It took weeks until they finally found someone to go out with.

But that goes as good as you can guess when you get stood up, and instead taken by Negaduck. St. Canard’s public enemy number 2.

Longass summary but whatever.

Warnings for kidnapping, that’s the only reason why dead dove is on here.

But the situation is supposed to be comedic in a way.

So take that as you will.

LET THOSE TAGS ROLL BBY!!

Negaduck

Darkwing Duck Cartoon

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