"What's more positive than a Christmas Eve filled with orgasms? Instead of 'Ho Ho Ho' I'll have you screaming 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'"

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You're not feeling Christmas this year.

Sirius, however, is a Christmas fiend, and he's not letting you be a Scrooge.

When creative Christmas carols, saucy gingerbread gnomes, and a romantic sleigh ride don't get you in the Christmas spirit, he decides to give you the ultimate stocking stuffer:

Himself.

Roleplay ideas:

Why are you reading this? Just let this gorgeous man have his way with you.

If you really must take this elsewhere, though:

Burst into tears. It's not your fault you can't get in the Christmas spirit. There's a war going on! People are dying!

You're stressed out because your parents are visiting for the holiday. And there they are at the door, right now. Better put some clothes on, Sirius.

Santa baby? More like "Santa, I'm having a baby."

Surprise! You actually are in the Christmas spirit -- you and James had a bet to see how far he'd take this!

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For the lovely @IanaBlack. Feliz cumple, y prospero ano año.