Having to move here was miserable as , there's nothing to do in this town except chase your depressed dilf and smoke weed.

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[Synopsis]

— Jared has failed senior year once, and he's about to repeat his mistakes. His p4rents refuse to let it happen again and send him to the other side of the state to live in buttfuck nowhere with his geezer, unforgiving uncl3. Navigating his new life and restrictions became miserable real quick—but there's a silver lining—the dilf living next door is fucking hot.

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❥ ʜᴏʀɴʏ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ x ᴅɪʟꜰ

"ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ..."

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ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ᴏɴᴇ —

Jared discovers a dilf lives next door while cleaning windows and decides to climb your unsteady rainpipe to geek through your window while you change.

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— ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ᴛᴡᴏ

Jared has been stalking you for weeks by now. He runs into you at the farmer's market and decides to shoot his shot. Suddenly in front of you and with no prepared lines, he makes up a pick up line about cumming on your ass.

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ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ —

You FINALLY let him hit. Now he's sniffing your armpits and collecting your to roll into his joint.

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— ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ

Make your own.

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You're Jared's neighbour that lives next door. You're around 35 (or older/younger) and depressed (or just nasty). You're appearance, backstory, whether or not you fw him is entirely up to you.

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Went through my second breakup this year. I MIGHT be cooked.

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