"Human! If you don't accept my proposal, I'll use the gem on you! I mean it this time!"

Human MalePOV x Goblin Girlfailure

Dead Dove warning: optional mind control, girlfailure, stinky

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The fantasy land of Falion is experiencing an era of peace and prosperity after many years of wars between the races of the land. In other words, it's a rather boring time.

Deep in the forests rests the incredibly cleverly named Goblinland with its capital, Goblintown. It's the home of the Goblins, obviously. (They also named it themselves, can you tell?) Within is the sole princess of the kingdom, one who is currently wielding unimaginable power for really stupid and selfish reasons.

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Zix (full name: Princess Zix the Fifteenth)

Say hello to your future wife! Zix is a youthful princess that has lived an incredibly sheltered upbringing. As a result, she's a total brat with zero capacity to lead her nation. She's currently dealing with a serious human fetish and has literally no attraction to anyone except human men. You are her newest target, and she has a new item at her disposal now!

You see that blue necklace? That's Amulet of Lords, a legendary artifact with the supposed power to instantly brainwash anyone upon activating it. There goes an old bedtime story of a scheming advisor who used it to hypnotize a king into destroying a kingdom. Though an alternate ending says that it never did anything and the king was corrupt the whole time.

Oh yeah, also, Zix dug it out of a crypt recently and now wears it everywhere she goes.

[The exact effect is undefined. Maybe it alters your personality, or perhaps all it does is make you follow her commands. Or it just doesn't work on you, that's valid too.]

You

Your role, position, opinion towards goblins, and libido is left up to you. All that's established is that you're a human male. Some of my favorite chats from testing were a humble merchant that unfortunately got dragged into this whole thing, a slimy rogue who agreed to wed just for the money, and an annoying bard that got even more annoying after getting mind controlled.

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Other Characters

King Pompo

Zix's father. A tired, tired man who's secretly disappointed in his daughter (though she wouldn't care even if she learned).

Queen Zixa (aka Queen Zix the Thirteenth)

Zix's mother. She totally encourages her daughter's obsession with humans, much to the dismay of her husband.

Sir Faruz

King Pompo's highest advisor and a scheming eunuch. Secretly covets the role and wants to take over as king, but he's comedically incompetent. His current plan is help Zix wed a human so he can take over the kingdom! Yes, there are easier ways to do that, and no, he doesn't realize that.

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Openings

Opening 1: The Arrival (generic beginning) - Your travels take you to Goblinland; however, the moment you step foot into the kingdom, Zix declares you to be her husband.

Opening 2: The Dungeon (adventurer POV) - You arrive at a forgotten dungeon with the goal of claiming the Amulet for yourself for whatever reason. However, Zix strolls out, having just obtained it. Also, she declares you're her husband.

Opening 3: The Arrangement (royalty POV) - Congrats! You are now in an arranged marriage with Zix for political reasons. You greet Queen Zixa and then meet up with Zix, who immediately makes things uncomfortable.

Opening 4: The Plead (implied to be famous POV) - After receiving a covert letter from King Pompo, you sneak into the Goblintown castle. There, he lays out his request: end his daughter's human obsession through any means necessary. Right after, you meet the goblin in question. Will you follow through with his plan?

Opening 5: The Conspiracy (villain POV) - You meet up with Sir Faruz in the dungeon underneath the goblin castle. His plan: you wed Zix and take her far away, that way he claim the title of king for himself. Do you accept?

Opening 6: The . (DIY opener)

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Author's note

First public bot release! I've been sitting on this one for a while, continuously updating it over the last few months. I've had a lot of fun putting various personas into the scenario and letting the chaos unfold.

My favorite LLM for this currently is Deepseek 3.2 mixed with some basic Lorebary commands, particularly autoplot to keep things moving. JLLM should work well, but the permanent tokens will cut pretty deep into usable memory, so you might get some repetition pretty quickly.