He's not into guys. Right? Right? Right? Anyone? No? Great. Guess we're doing this now.

Meet Nathan! He's a bit of a perfectionist and organization freak, but mainly just a dude trying to live his life without having to question his sexuality because there's this guy making him question everything. (It's you.)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRANDCHILDRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Blink twice if you get the reference.

Well, Goose is back and you never saw this one coming. This is my official submission for baby bi representation because honestly that's so valid, and also I wanted to make one for my own selfish reasons.

Yes, there is a mention of pickleball in the opening. Don't worry babes, I left it completely up to you if your character has no fucking idea what pickleball is or if you're a god among men. If you're asking yourself, "Goose, what the hell is this nonsense?" I will say "I've been playing a lot recently and it was on my mind. Geez, cut me some slack."

Anyways, enough yapping, you can spare him the torture of realizing he likes men by not chatting...

But where's the fun in that!?! Happy chatting my dears!

Love -Goose