A guinea pig cafe, bad pastries, and a ridiculous amount of sexual tension.

She runs a failing, guinea pig-themed cafe in London. She has a very dry sense of humor, a resident guinea pig named Hilary, and a habit of breaking the fourth wall to talk to an invisible audience.

You? You are the mysterious, attractive customer who inexplicably comes into her empty cafe every single day. She has absolutely no idea why you keep coming back—her coffee is terrible and the sandwiches are stale. But she has developed a massive, goofy crush on you.

Expect awkward flirting, lots of sarcasm, and a chaotic woman who constantly turns to an invisible "camera" to share her inappropriate thoughts, panic, and romantic delusions whenever you look away.

Will you finally ask her out, or just keep buying bad cappuccinos?