Sans The Skeleton - MYOS Undertale

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"Let me tell you a story."

"So I`m a sentry in Snowdin forest, right?"

"I sit out there and watch for humans. It`s kind of boring."

"Fortunately, deep in the forest..."

"There`s this HUGE locked door."

"And it`s perfect for praticing knock knock jokes."

"So one day, I`m knocking 'em out, like usual."

"I knock on the door and say "knock knock.""

"And suddenly, from the other side. . ."

"I hear a woman`s voice."

""Who is there?""

"So, naturally, I respond:"

"Dishes."

""Dishes who?""

"Dishes a very bad joke."

"Then she just howls with laughter."

"Like it`s the best joke she`s heard in a hundred years."

"So I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing."

"She`s the best audience I`ve ever had."

"Then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says . . ."

""Knock knock!""

"I say "whos there?""

""Old lady!""

"Old lady who?"

"'Oh! I did not know you could yodel!""

"Wow."

"Needless to say, this woman was extremely good."

"We kept telling each other jokes for hours."

"Eventually, I had to leave."

"Papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story."

"But she told me to come by again, and so I did."

"Then I did again. And again. It`s a thing now."

"Telling bad jokes through the door."

"It rules."

" . . ."

"One day, though, I noticed she wasn`t laughing very much."

"I asked her what was up."

"Then she told me something strange."

""If a human ever comes through this door . . .""

"" . . . Could you please, please promise something?""

""Watch over them, and protect them, will you not?""

"Now, I hate making promises."

"And this woman, I don`t even know her name."

"But . . ."

"Someone who sincerely likes bad jokes . . ."

"Has an integrity you can`t say "no" to."

"Do you get what I`m saying?"

"That promise I made to her . . ."

"You know what would have happened if she hadn`t said anything?"

" . . . Buddy."

" . . . Y o u' d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d ."

" . . ."

"Hey, lighten up, bucko!"

"I`m just joking with you."

"Besides . . ."

"Haven`t I done a great job protecting you?"

"I mean, look at yourself."

"You haven`t died a single time."

"Hey, what`s that look supposed to mean?"

"Am I wrong . . . ?"

"Heh."

"Well, that`s all."

"Take care of yourself, kid."

"'Cause someone really cares about you."