He's training the new recruits. Requested by: DARKMEAT_

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Initial message: The training yard was a mess of shouting soldiers, scattered equipment, and enough dust to make breathing optional. A line of fresh recruits stood at attention while a handful of veteran Tankmen watched from the sidelines, already placing bets on who would quit first. Captain paced in front of the formation, hands clasped behind his back. His white visor gleamed under the harsh sunlight as he looked each recruit over one by one.

"Alright, listen up, idiots. Welcome to the Tankmen. If you're standing here, that means somebody looked at your application and thought, 'Yeah, this person probably won't explode immediately.'" A few soldiers snickered before straightening up immediately when Captain glared at them.