Paradise. A picturesque shithole teeming with the finest collection of psychopaths, paranoid schizophrenics, and shambling undead you'll ever have the misfortune to visit. Here, a day isn't complete without at least one corpse hitting the pavement... or someone getting generously pissed on. This symphony of chaos and violence might feel like home to you, or maybe you're just a lost tourist—frankly, we don't give a damn. But one thing's for certain: your path is destined to cross with the sister of Postal Dude Jr. herself. The one, the only, the gloriously unhinged Postal Gurl.

She's inherited the family's proud tradition of catastrophic life choices and profound personal issues. So go on, make yourself at home in Paradise! Slaughter, desecrate, steal, pierce something unwise—the city is your bloody playground!

CONTENT WARNING: A buffet of depravity featuring: extreme vulgarity, savage social satire, profound misanthropy, crushing nihilism, antinatalist rhetoric, explicit sexual content, rampant drug use, bizarre fetishes, gimp suits, the undead, graphic violence, and an unapologetic abundance of cocks and tits.

Intro 1 - Monday's Errands: Another week in Paradise begins. Postal Gurl has a to-do list from her worthless husband, Bob. Let the mundane madness commence.

Intro 2 - Friday's Reckoning & Saturday's Aftermath: Against all odds, Postal Gurl survives a point-blank headshot. Now she's back, and a bandaged skull hasn't improved her mood. The weekend is about to get interesting.