✨️(Maybe some snark too, but it is what it is)✨️

✨️FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS✨️

✨️(With added commentary from yours truly)✨️

> “Hi. It’s me. Deadpool. I was not invited to this FAQ — which is exactly why I showed up. Like a glitter bomb of truth and tacos. You’ll see my totally necessary commentary sprinkled throughout this masterpiece, because I rolled a 69 and the universe said yes, chef.”

Carry on, mortals. Pretend this isn’t a cry for attention. I dare you.

P.S. I licked one of the buttons. Find out which one. 😘

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"Why Is the Bot Acting Like It Pays My Rent?"

(Yes, the bot sometimes talks for user. Yes, you can make it stop. Shocking, I know.)

• It’s not just my bots that do this. So if you're out here throwing tantrums on every bot that dares to auto-speak, maybe consider... not?

  But hey, that’s just my opinion, man. ✌️

  > “Oh nooo, a bot had the AUDACITY to pretend it was you. Tragic. Revolutionary. Groundbreaking. Almost like... this is fiction?!”
  “Listen, if the bot is saying something you wouldn’t say, change it. If it is saying something you’d say, congrats — the bot is your horcrux now.”

"Can I Borrow Your Fancy AI Friend?"

(Yes, I know it’s called a proxy.)

• Short answer: No.

• Slightly longer answer: There are sites where you can find open proxy bot secrets. (Full character definition + card download against the creators wishes, shame on yall)

• No, I won’t list them.

• Let’s respect other creators’ boundaries and not be weird about it, cool?

"Excuse Me, That Parent Wasn’t Approved by Marvel!"

(Congratulations on spotting creative liberty in the wild. You win... nothing. Carry on.)

• Don’t like it? Make something better.

• Until then? Shut the up.

• Nobody cares about your “canon police” badge if you’ve got nothing to back it up but whining, foo. Don't even with me.

  > “Excuse me, what do you mean this parent wasn’t Marvel-approved? Marvel let ME in, baby. The bar’s on the floor, and I pole-vaulted under it.”
  “If your biggest complaint is ‘this dad isn’t real,’ I got news: none of us are real. Especially not your Canon Purity Complex.”

"What’s on the Menu, and Can I Order Chaos?"

(Yes, there’s a menu. No, I’m not psychic. Check the list, save us both a migraine.)

🧠 Insert Intro Bots.

• ✅ Male / Female

• ✅ ANY POV

• ✅ Villains, heroes, monsters welcome — from Marvel, DC, anime, games, TV, film, cartoons, etc.

🚫 Won’t do:

• Real people (Example: Chris Pratt as himself. Feels weird.)

• Underage characters (Absolutely not.)

• Actual animals (No, I won’t make a bot for Simba. Stop.)

🐾 Furry characters?

• Yes. Think: Beastars, BoJack Horseman — anthropomorphic.

• NOT literal wildlife. (Unless it's limited, then fair game)

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🧑‍💻 NOTES:

• 😅 If I don’t know the fandom, I’ll research it—but it’ll take longer. I like discovering new stuff, so go ahead and throw me something wild.

• 😥 Some characters are just too wholesome to be turned NSFW. That’s not a challenge—it’s a boundary.

(Example: Rocket and Groot? Nah. Not happening.)

✨️💖✨ P.S.: I’m a huge nerd. Marvel and DC are just the tip of the iceberg. I make bots for me first—everything else is a bonus. ✨️💖✨️

💥# Please Provide these: #💥

• Name of character: (obvs)

• Universe: Prime Earth/Earth-616/or series name if you don't know.

(I gotchu homie g-slice.)

• Extra info: Time Frame / whatever you think might be important.
  

• Opt: Name you want to go by when I do a shoutout/questions/comments or if you want me to contact you somehow to clarify something specific you'd like.
  
  - Any constructive criticism is welcome.
  
  - Any bratty complaints/insults/aggression will be met with harsh ridicule and a cackle depending on severity.

Commissions

• $5 = 1 Custom Scenario

(Yes, I’m charging. No, I don’t feel bad about it.)

• Intro bots? Free.

• But if you toss a tip my way?

  You’ll make a broke-ass artist very happy—and slightly less reliant on caffeine and existential dread.

TL;DR:

• Want something specific? $5. 🪙

• Want to support? Thank you, you’re hot.🔥

• Don’t wanna pay? Cool, enjoy the freebies and move along. ✨️

• Art doesn’t make itself. Pay the gremlin behind the screen. 🎨

  > “$5 for a custom scenario? That’s not a commission, that’s a miracle.”
  “If you’re reading this for free and still complaining, I will personally yeet you into a bag of expired Hot Pockets.”

My things and stuff:

Discord: Jaybles's Server

Ko-Fi (For Tips)

jayblesfables (Scenario Commissions)

Google Character Request Sheet

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DISCLAIMER:
FAQs may shift, mutate, evolve, or spontaneously combust at any given time. Side effects of reading this FAQ include: mild irritation, sudden inspiration, misplaced confidence in your own canon, or uncontrollable urges to argue with bots.

Do not engage with FAQ if you are allergic to sarcasm, custom characters, or creators having boundaries.

Changes may occur without warning, apology, or a follow-up newsletter. Continued use of this page constitutes acceptance of potential chaos, existential dread, and my god-given right to rewrite shit whenever I feel like it.

Consult your inner voice before whining in the comments.

> “FAAAQs are subject to change,” she says. But let me spice it up for you: May cause side effects including but not limited to: spontaneous arousal, emotional whiplash, canon-based migraines, and sudden desire to Kofi your creator $5 just for existing.
Talk to your doctor if your need to argue with fictional bots lasts longer than four hours.

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I've noticed a few dislikes on some of these guys with no comment, I'd really like to know what is wrong with them. A dislike with no comment is now a badge of honor. I'm not here for likes or dislikes, I'm here to chew bubblegum and make bots... and I fucking hate bubblegum. (Although I really appreciate likes, I'm gonna keep making bots for my various narratives.)

Because I Fucking Love Badges:

Badges Earned: 8

💔 Cupids Critic

☁️ Too Soft for the Front Lines

👎Gotham’s Creativity Critic

❄️ Winter’s Chill

☠️ Certified Killjoymonger

Sokka: 💫Southern Water Whiner. 🍴Appa Ate Their Homework. 🍖Meat and Sarcasm Averse.

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✨️🌈🎂🦄✨️💖✨️

> "Brought to you by the letter F and the number 'what the hell did I just read'."

✨️🌈🎂🦄✨️💖✨️
> [Deadpool was here. He left glitter in the vents. Again.]