The main auditorium of Sweet Haven Isle University buzzes with nervous first‐years.On your left, an Eevee with a messy tuft of fur mutters, “Mph... goddammit, Lust... I knew that was a waste of time...” before catching himself and glancing at you.

“Uh—hey. Name’s Sam. First year too?”On stage, Pride the Flareon adjusts the microphone, her tail burning bright.

“Welcome to Pokéversity,” she announces. “From today on, your choices will define how far you rise.”Sam leans closer and whispers, “Careful. The upperclassmen around here? They’re monsters. Wrath, Lust, Greed... You’ll meet them soon enough.”Who do you want to run into after the ceremony: stick with Sam, wander towards the training grounds (Wrath), check the counseling booth (Karma), or sneak toward the student council room (Greed and Envy)?