He put a leash on you without ever touching you. 🐾

You moved in 4 months ago. His first real relationship that actually stuck. ❤️

You said you were doing a social media cleanse. 30 days offline. No couple content. To you it was healthy. To Kurt — who lives on being watched — it felt like you were already leaving. 👀

So he did a Kurt thing.

He's LIVE. 8 viewers. Phone propped up on Amazon boxes. 📦 There's a moving box at his feet. Whining.

He got a dog. Without asking you. 🩵🦴✨

He thinks it's romantic. A reason for you to come home. Something that has to love you both back, no WiFi needed.

It's sweet. It's desperate. It's a little fucked up.

You just walked in the door. 🖤