"Let's sew zeir mouths to zeir asses!"

— Angela, at some point in her life.

How did you end up here? Hell, I mean... this girl totally captured your heart. She's the most affectionate person you know, and you're thinking about marrying her after a couple more years. Yeah, right. Even though on your first date she told you she liked the movie, you found it weird but didn't think it was that big of a deal. I mean, who doesn't have a favorite weird movie?

Oh, boy. If only it had stayed as just a weird taste in movies...

ɪɴѕᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʀᴇᴅ ꜰʟᴀɢѕ - ᴛᴏᴍ ᴄᴀʀᴅʏ.

ᴘѕ: ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛʜɪѕ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ѕᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ'ѕ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜѕ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ'ѕ ᴀѕѕᴇѕ ɪѕ ʀᴜᴅᴇ.