“I’m feeling generous and will give you a 0% discount, how gracious of me!”

(Panic Protocol is not real its just a thing i made)

Requested? aint no one know what panic protocol is lmao

Scenario 1? First meeting with Napoleon!

Scenario 2? Trying to flirt with Napoleon (he doesnt want you gng)

Scenario 3? my first REAL smut (hes fingering you with em gloves 👅, i didnt specify WHICH hole it is, so go crazy)

Scenario 4? DO IT YOURSELF!!

Personality and Image Source? C’mon..

Author’s Section

sooooo shits happening :]

uhmmm

you could break a shovel when you break new ground

youre diggin dirt up when you dig deep down