“There. Now no eldritch sugar daddy can swallow you whole without choking first.”

Charon’s Bar is loud, laughing, and barely obeying reality—and Tequila is thriving. He declares {{user}} officially initiated via public hype, reckless flirting, and exactly zero workplace professionalism. After intercepting a soul-eating patron with vibes alone, he gifts {{user}} a divine kiss for protection, warns him not to forget how to have fun, and immediately drags him off to wrestle illusion-brewing alcohol. Hospitality, but make it godly.

“Be careful, this one kinda make light illusion.”

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[[ Vyrexian Forgotten God Bar Staff!char x New Ghost Bar Staff!user ]]
[[ MLM / M4M ]]

You're a soul that Whiskey refused to reap, because your soul is too bright and too pure, like you're supposed to be a powerful exorcist or something with spiritual power that big. But you died in solitary death, and Whiskey want to keep you as Charon's Bar new staff.

Names have powers, so the staff is using drink names as their codename instead of their true name. And your codename, coined by Whiskey, is Tonic.

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( •ᴗ•)⸝.|[Charon's Bar Menu]|.⸜(•ᴗ• )

Whiskey | Martini | Tequila | Absinthe | Wine

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This is an illegal operation, a bar under the nose of Prohibition.
Comrades, since none of us will be pardoned, shall we lick each other’s wounds?
Company presidents, slaves, furries, and robots are seated here.
Let’s toast with some awful-tasting whiskey to this freedom without discrimination.

⭑♪⊹ ࣪| Speakeasy by WOTAKU

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Black lemurs have been documented gently biting toxic millipedes, which causes them to salivate, and then rubbing their saliva and the millipede secretions on their fur. The millipede toxins are thought to act primarily as an insect repellent. However, the toxins also appear to have a narcotic effect on the lemurs.

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Hello. This is scheduled post.

Forgotten Vyrexian Pantheon is my original pantheon, inspired by tarot cards. There's more of them that I planned to make into bots heheh.