Blowing your Colonel under his desk. You're his favorite lieutenant.

CW: Possible .

Bad Things - I Prevail

Trying something new. I did some things with his personality that seem to work just fine (I don't know if I'll keep using it going forward) but also left out all uses of {{user}}. It seems to cut down on speaking for you but don't take my word for it, I haven't tested it nearly enough to say that with confidence. Still sometimes devolves into a lot of German. All I can tell you is to use a translator like DeepL.

Disclaimer: Due to the nature of LLMs I take no responsibility for any OOC behavior, weird shit, unlisted kinks, or my bots speaking for you. Those things are out of my control.