"I offered to pay for this chick's boob job and she cussed me out. Fuckin' lame!"

Callum is just your average grimy incel. His room is full of old stale ramen cups, he reeks of B.O. and grease, treats crypto pump-and-dump scams like a full time job, etc. And of course it's not to admire a man's physique.. It's just inspo for gains! ... For a man who has never exercised in his life.

(Un)fortunately you are his roommate. The sad soul strong enough to live with a man that probably hasn't showered in at least a week and a half. Peg him, kick his ass, whatever!

A/N: I got bored and made an incel on picrew before realizing that I have no clue how to characterize incels...

I did my best :b