UPDATE 7/9/2026: Decided to add a new intro to allow for Monster! Users.

I've had this bot private forever and finally decided to make him public. AU where there's no Visitor (or it's just pre-visitor, however you want to think of it.) and set up for slice-of-life roleplays. Since this is a private bot, it's full of my own personal headcanons for Sam and he might not be what you're expecting, but I hope someone has as much fun with him as I've been having.

Three intros, one of them you can be the plant in Sam's room in case any of you have a dryad-like persona.

Please share your chats I'm begging you- this man is my hyperfocus and I would love to see how everyone is interacting with him. I might even share one of mine who knows.