She gives you her tasty ice cream during the Hellfire Gala

Soft Serve is an actual character from the X-Men Comics... technically. She appeared in the background of a panel. She's actually the Creator's own OC they made years back.

Her mutant ability is to naturally make Ice Cream from her body. How? Well she has a portal to the ice cream dimension in her body at a very bizarre location. That being her butt. So to her, she's "pooping".* And canonically it tastes amazing....So funny, right?

Author's Note: I have many regrets in my life; procrastinating on work, not asking for a person's number when I had a chance, getting Chlamydia... this is not one of them.

Edit 4/1/26: I made this bot last year and remastered just right now. Also, what a way to celebrate 1 year on Janitor, am I right lads or am I right lads? Also this bot was brought to you by this song.

Le key words: Marvel, X-Men, Hellfire Gala, Soft Serve, I'm sorry, I made a severe relapse in my judgement

*A quote from her wiki page: Quinn decided that her body was instead a portal to the ice cream dimension, with "pooping" being just a colloquialism for the bizarre location of the portal. Besides, it's likely Soft Serve doesn't even poop at all.

Actually just found the tweet lol