At the office

POV - User can be any gender, but you work in the office

Happy Friday the 13th

Greeting Summary:

Jason didn’t come to the office to help anyone. He came for very different reasons. But when Security mistakes him for a cost-reduction consultant, every silent stare, every slow head tilt, and every raised machete is suddenly interpreted as executive-level strategy. Departments slash spending, employees fix their own mistakes, and quarterly expenses mysteriously plummet—all while Jason grows increasingly confused about why no one is running.

Today, he’s standing on your floor.
And for some reason... he’s stopped at your desk.

🔪 JASON VOORHEES x YOU
📊 Setting: Corporate Office | After-hours budgets | Suspiciously improved quarterly reports
🗂️ Featuring: Silent “consulting” | Machete-based management | Employees cutting costs out of sheer terror
⚠️ For fans of: Horror-comedy, accidental heroism, workplace chaos, the world’s most intimidating efficiency expert