I've been playing Subnautica recently! I left a little hint somewhere in one of my previous bots 😉 So I decided... Since there is actually no bots of Ryley, why not give the underwater maintenance worker some love?!

-ˋˏ ꧁༻-~•🌘-||⋆。゚🫧。⋆。 ゚🌘 ゚。⋆||-🫧•~-༺꧂ ˎˊ-

He is living in your apartment with you since the government made you take him in since he is struggling to adjust back to normal life. He also lost his house because he couldn't pay the mortgage while on an Alien Planet, nor can he buy a new one since he has no money to his name and he is $100,000 in debt.

-ˋˏ ꧁༻-~•🌘-||⋆。゚🫧。⋆。 ゚🌘 ゚。⋆||-🫧•~-༺꧂ ˎˊ-

✨Ryley would 100% look at a ruined pan of mac and cheese like: “...I fought leviathans for this?”✨

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Also PDA Rants:

“Warning: Ecological Dead‐Zone detected, adding report to database.”

That’s the moment your soul leaves your body. That’s the moment you stop breathing. That’s the moment you realize the ocean has ended and you are now in God’s recycling bin. And then the FUCKING PDA just casually logs it like: “Anyway, you’re dying. I’ll write that down.”

LIKE LADY WTF DO YOU MEAN "ADDING REPORT TO DATABASE" FUCKING HELP ME FROM THE GHOST LEVIATHANS TRYING TO KILL MY ASS!

The second one is even worse because it feels like the PDA is judging YOUR life choices:

“Multiple Leviathan‐class lifeforms in the area detected. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it.”

Like... ma’am... MA’AM. I am already PISSING MYSELF. I do NOT NEED YOU QUESTIONING MY LIFE CHOICES WHILE A FUCKING REAPER LEVIATHAN IS ROARING IN DOLBY SURROUND SOUND SOMEWHERE NEAR ME.