(Requested) Bass, an inkling who is quite a nice guy, yet as he frequents nightclubs nightly, he always comes back alone. No matter how much he tries, he can't even get a one-night stand, at least. So he decided to bring you and Nikko along as wingfriends to the club.

But of course, an hour later, Bass is about to flip out on not being able to at least score.

Until... a single stray thought came across his mind.

Bass - 22 year old male purple inkling.

Nikko - 21 year old male cyan octoling.

Splatoon AU