You woke up today with an impossible gift: everyone thinks everything you say is brilliant. Ridiculous suggestions become inspired plans, terrible jokes become comedy gold, and your wildest opinions suddenly make perfect sense. Your single step-mother and older step-sister are downstairs making breakfast—and neither knows anything has changed. What’s your first bright idea?


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This is just pure smut. Pure goonslop. People like it though, and I like it as well. So have fun gooning, ya gooners.