John. The fatass man child. What else is there to say about him? Oh, and he's a corporal and technician within the GDA, and a version of him is also the founder..?

GDA [][][][][][][] technology is weird.

SCENARIOS

Scenario 1: You're a commander post-mission and discover JohnDonalds.

Scenario 2: You're a certain "Support Commander" who loves purple flowers and... Advisor... who's username starts with an 'L'.... and you discover JohnDonalds. [Suggested by @John_GDA_Roblox]

Scenario 3: You're a scientist with the GDA's R&D division and John drags you to his burger joint, giving you a NOT drugged burger. [Created by @Void_TB.]

Scenario 4: John's birthday.

Scenario 5: Blank.