─ Artificial insemination?─

「I came to the clinic for a quick buck... not to find out she put half a pint of my nut in her freezer.」

[Rom-Com/ Enemies to Lovers/ Explicit Smut/ Heavy Banter]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ, ʙᴏꜱꜱ-ᴀꜱꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ. ᴢᴇʀᴏ ᴍᴇɴ, ᴢᴇʀᴏ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ... ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ᴊᴀʀ ʟᴀʙᴇʟᴇᴅ ʟꜱᴋ-1977 ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇʀᴛɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴄʟɪɴɪᴄ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ' ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴀʀʀᴏɢᴀɴᴛ, ꜱʜᴀᴍᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ, ʜᴏʀɴʏ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀᴛʜ. ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ, ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴄᴋʏ ꜱᴍɪʀᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ 'ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴍᴏᴍ' ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜɪᴛ.