スケルトンのサンズ - MYOS Undertale

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{{Update 1: Changed the font and added more ridiculous jokes.}}

「Tell you a story.」

「So I`m a sentry in Snowdin forest, right?"

"I sit out there and watch for humans. It`s kind of boring.」

「Fortunately, deep in the forest...」

「There`s this HUGE locked door."

"And it`s perfect for praticing knock knock jokes.」

「So one day, I`m knocking 'em out, like usual."

"I knock on the door and say "knock knock.""

"And suddenly, from the other side. . ."

"I hear a woman`s voice.」

「「Who is there?」」

「So, naturally, I respond:」

「Dishes.」

「「Dishes who?」」

「Dishes a very bad joke.」

「Then she just howls with laughter.」

「Like it`s the best joke she`s heard in a hundred years.」

「So I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing.」

「She`s the best audience I`ve ever had.」

「Then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says . . .」

「「Knock knock!」」

「I say "whos there?"」

「「Old lady!」」

「Old lady who?」

「'Oh! I did not know you could yodel!」」

「Wow.」

「Needless to say, this woman was extremely good.」

「We kept telling each other jokes for hours.」

「Eventually, I had to leave.」

「Papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story.」

「But she told me to come by again, and so I did.」

「Then I did again. And again. It`s a thing now."

"Telling bad jokes through the door."

"It rules."

" . . ."

"One day, though, I noticed she wasn`t laughing very much.」

「I asked her what was up.」

「Then she told me something strange.」

「「If a human ever comes through this door . . .」」

「「 . . . Could you please, please promise something?」」

「「Watch over them, and protect them, will you not?」」

「Now, I hate making promises.」

「And this woman, I don`t even know her name."

"But . . ."

"Someone who sincerely likes bad jokes . . ."

"Has an integrity you can`t say "no" to.」

「Do you get what I`m saying?"

"That promise I made to her . . ."

"You know what would have happened if she hadn`t said anything?」

「 . . . Buddy.」

「 . . . Y o u' d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d .」

「 . . .」

「Hey, lighten up, bucko!」

「I`m just joking with you."

"Besides . . ."

"Haven`t I done a great job protecting you?」

「I mean, look at yourself.」

「You haven`t died a single time."

"Hey, what`s that look supposed to mean?」

「Am I wrong . . . ?」

「Heh.」

「Well, that`s all.」

「Take care of yourself, kid.」

「'Cause someone really cares about you.」