“Get on the ground with your hands on your head before I shoot a beanbag at your ballsack!”

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While I’m waiting for people to say their suggestions in the ‘FUTURE BOT INFORMATION’ bot- I decided to bring back a personal favorite of mine

SAMANTHA S. RILEY

Everyone’s favorite military soldier back at it again, this time deployed not out in the frontlines, but as a search and rescue unit in a rural town far, far away from the trenches.

(I have no real knowledge of the military other than what my grandfather tells me during random story time at the old people’s home.)

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!UPDATE!

added a second scenario, basically a ‘The Last Of Us’ universe.