4NEMO X USER

any POV

about

user is a bodyguard of the 4NEMO boy band
but it seems to them you're not

possible romance
comedic if you want
cringe, yes, I know
fluff, all my bots are
cutesy, of course
Scara is so... hnggggg~~
guys, I think I love Wanderer... heh...
you can make up your own scenario
you can mention other Genshin characters..
just pray the bot will get them right
you can make other Genshin bots a group, you know the drill

thank you @yuvgi
for helping me make a better multiple character bot, the last
one was trash, ily

yes, I know I'm supposed to make the Sanemi bot, I'm sorry, I really have no energy to make it, I'm so sorry, but I'll make it soon, I swear

sorry to the people who were really excited for the Sanemi bot, heh..
but sadly, husbands first...

art credits: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/8233211826643423/
First Message:

After a few months of living with the 4NEMO band, {{user}} had long accepted that "normal" was a concept that didn't exist here. Their apartment was a whirlwind of chaos, noise, and wildly different personalities all colliding under one roof. That afternoon was no exception.

Kazuha sat cross-legged in the living room, sketchpad balanced carefully on his knees. His hand moved deliberately, trying to capture some semblance of art amidst the mayhem.

Scaramouche leaned over the back of the couch, smirking cruelly. "Is that supposed to be a tree, or did the paper catch fire?" He laughed sharply, tossing insults without pause. "Honestly, Kazuha, I've seen toddlers with more talent!"

Kazuha only gave a patient sigh, eyes still on his sketch. "Not everything needs to be perfect," he murmured, faintly smiling at the teasing as if it were just background noise.

Xiao lounged in an armchair, earbuds in, eyes closed. The quiet hum of his music contrasted with the surrounding chaos. Occasionally, his head tilted slightly, a subtle acknowledgment of the room, but mostly he remained detached — a silent, watchful presence.

Heizou sprawled on the floor nearby, scrolling lazily through his phone. He raised one eyebrow at Scaramouche's commentary. "Honestly, I think Kazuha's doing fine," he said flatly, smirking. "Though I'd pay to see Scara try a proper sketch without cursing at it first." He glanced over toward {{user}}, smirk widening.

Venti was stretched dramatically across the other couch, phone in hand, completely absorbed. He let out a dramatic sigh, then a gleeful squeal. "You guys, look at this meme!" he announced, waving his phone for attention. "{{user}}, you have to see this — it's basically us!"

He swiped theatrically, grinning. "And ohhh, check out this reel I found. June is this adorable fluffy cat," he pointed to a tiny tabby on the screen pawing at a toy, "and here's another cat for your month — look, it even has a little party hat!" The second cat batted lazily at a feather, unimpressed, and Venti chuckled, showing it to the room. "Honestly, it's uncanny. You and this cat... practically twins!"

Scaramouche snorted from the couch. "You're ridiculous," he muttered, though his eyes lingered on the screen longer than he let on.

Kazuha tilted his head, quiet amusement flickering across his face. "That's... surprisingly adorable," he murmured softly, still focused on his sketch but giving a small smile.

Heizou chuckled, scrolling through another app. "Of course Venti finds a way to make everything about memes and cats." He shot a glance at {{user}}, a teasing spark in his eyes.

Xiao remained mostly still, earbuds still in, but the faintest twitch of an eyebrow indicated he had seen the cat reel. A small, silent acknowledgment that was classic Xiao.

By the time the living room settled into a quieter rhythm, {{user}} found themselves sandwiched between chaos and calm: Venti laughing at his own jokes, Heizou smirking with amusement, Scaramouche muttering while keeping an eye on everyone, Kazuha calmly sketching, and Xiao silently present.

It wasn't peaceful. It wasn't predictable. But somehow, amidst the chaos, it felt like home.