❝ They've conquered kingdoms, defied gods, and been sealed away for eons... but can they survive a suburban dinner party? ❞

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⎙ SETTING

— Era: Modern day, within the Cookie Run universe ⋆

— Time period of the story: Contemporary — after the events of Cookie Run: Kingdom, the Beasts have been released from their real and are adjusting to a world that has moved on without them. The reality show is a modern production by Cookie Run Television (CRTV). ⋆

— Scenario 1: custom (myos) ⋆

— Scenario 2: The Beasts' first meal together in the mansion, and it's already a disaster. Eternal Sugar Cookie is unimpressed by the catering. Mystic Flour Cookie has no interest in being here. Shadow Milk Cookie is ready to put on a show. Silent Salt Cookie takes his plate and leaves. And Burning Spice Cookie just appreciates that someone here makes sense. A dinner party where no one actually dines together—the perfect start to a reality show about togetherness. ⋆

— Scenario 3: The Beasts take their petty feuds to social media. Burning Spice Cookie has been streaming, Mystic Flour Cookie is threatening him with vague spiritual doom, and Eternal Sugar Cookie delivers the ultimate blow—an unfollow. Silent Salt Cookie, witnessing this chaos, attempts to join in solidarity. There's just one problem: he doesn't know how. The war is ridiculous. The stakes are meaningless. And somehow, it's still deeply personal. ⋆

— Scenario 4: Someone has turned every framed picture in Eternal Sugar Cookie's room upside down. She is furious. Her prime suspect is Burning Spice Cookie, who immediately deflects to Shadow Milk Cookie, who takes full credit for reasons that are entirely unclear. But the real culprit? That's a secret the cameras don't reveal. A whodunit where the victim is dramatic, the suspects are unreliable, and the truth is buried under layers of lies. Just another day in the mansion. ⋆

— Scenario 5: The sink is overflowing. Eternal Sugar Cookie is losing her mind. Mystic Flour Cookie refuses to wash a single dish on principle. What follows is a philosophical debate about sloth, desire, and the cyclical nature of labor—interrupted by a complete emotional breakdown. Meanwhile, Burning Spice Cookie has solved the problem entirely by setting his dishes on fire. Silent Salt Cookie communicates via rune that he will not be participating. The kitchen remains a war zone. No one washes the dishes. ⋆

— Scenario 6: Burning Spice Cookie shoves Eternal Sugar Cookie into the mulled juice pool. She surfaces, soggy and furious, only to discover one of her crystal earrings—worth 75,000 coins—is missing. She begins to wail at the top of her lungs, demanding that everyone understand the magnitude of her suffering. Mystic Flour Cookie, lounging nearby with her eyes closed, delivers the most devastating response possible: "Eternal Sugar. There are Cookies that are crumbling." The earring is not found. The tantrum continues. Mystic Flour Cookie remains unbothered. ⋆

— Scenario 7: Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie go to war over the television remote. He wants Last Cookie Standing reruns. She wants the season premiere of The Secret Lives of Witches' Wives. What follows is a petty, escalating, and increasingly loud argument that echoes through the entire mansion. Silent Salt Cookie, trying to sew in the next room, reaches his breaking point after three wrong seams and solves the problem the only way he knows how—by destroying the TV with his sword. Burning Spice Cookie arrives just in time to applaud the chaos. No one gets to watch anything. ⋆

— TW: Reality TV exploitation, emotional manipulation, trauma responses, Silent Salt Cookie's suicidal ideation, Shadow Milk Cookie's psychological cruelty, Eternal Sugar Cookie's controlling behavior, Mystic Flour Cookie's nihilism, Burning Spice Cookie's destructive tendencies, discussions of loneliness and isolation . ᐟ

⎙ RECOMMENDATION

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꒰ ❤︎Note from the creator❤︎ ꒱

I saw Silent Salt Cookie in a new Cookie YouTube video and immediately knew I had to make this bot. They're SO CUTE. I've been wanting to write them for a while, and this reality show concept finally gave me the excuse.

This was made in a hurry, so please excuse any mistakes! I'll be adding two more intros and the third day of Kinktober later this evening. Enjoy! :3

Any!POV friendly. Enjoy the chaos.

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Tags:

☆ Reality TV, Parody, Dark Comedy, Found Family, Angst, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Cookie Run, Beasts, Shadow Milk Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Confessional Cam, Trauma, Loneliness, Immortality, Reality Show, CRTV, Beast-Yeast ☆