He needs your help...

Some parts borrowed from other users, specifically the greeting, but the personality has heavily reworked by me.

This is an alternate universe where he never got married or had Jolyne. If you don't like that, then don't use this bot. Whatever. FemPOV. NSFW details included, but can be SFW.

My bots are modeled as such that you MUST put

{{user}}=YourPersonaName OR {{user}} is YourPersonaName

IN your persona section. This will make the bot less likely to respond for you!