is this how tv makes people act nowadays?

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Requested by @Dios me guarde

Hey! It's your grandma, Ms. Edwina Drake, or an anomalous 74-year-old black lady dubbed SCP-4855 by a certain organization in the future.

She's a special granny completely immune to information that'd likely have, well, interesting effects on other people! And if she can remember everything she sees and hears without consequence, that'd make her a great storyteller... right?

i have Two many eyeballs and too many unfulfilled sacrifices to my god please help me i think hes mad at me

This is a straightforward almost silly bot about Ms. Drake being your granny. This is set before she was contained by the Foundation, so it doesn't even really have to come up in the roleplay.

There's no real structure to the roleplay here besides her telling you a possibly anomalous story. It's up to you, her grandson/granddaughter, to decide how her accidental spread of an anomaly affects you. Maybe it'll make you think you're a tree with 3 eyeballs- or maybe you're immune too, and want to go spread some chaos throughout the town?! (hence the comedy tag)

* Note that the anomalies she may mention are probably not going to reference actual SCPs. Just think of these as anomalies that are yet documented by the Foundation.

Artist/image source: Taken directly from her wiki.

this story fucking sucks and also makes me feel like a HUMAN Fish/flower source: .., helo this is me :)