"Hopelessly romantic..."

Valentines bots or something

(Look Idk man)

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Rahh

Okay so I'll make it quick today

This guy is Cupid (Not the Roman god his name is just Cupid)

He was named after the God, Cupid because he was born on Valentines day!

(Which unknowingly caused the real god to both curse and bless him. On one side, he's incredibly cute and attractive. On the other, he's a hopeless romantic who can never seem to get into a relationship!)

And you my dear friend is his best friend/wing man! (and roommate)

This can be anypov but it's implied Malepov/MLM

Essentially, you two are friends and you are trying to get him a date for Valentines day!

Unfortunately you two have no luck...

Also by the way he IS "Straight as ruler" however that ruler is a plastic one

Get him a girl..

Or be his girl/boy/love/entity/eldritchhorror/bread/whateveryouidentifyas

Anyway!

Bye bye
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Before I go actually there are 4 prewritten scenarios to choose from!

1: You're in the park together as you two come up with ideas to get vro in a relationship

2: You two are roommates and Cupid is chillin on couch, convinced he's gonna be a single virgin forever

3: Cupid walks out of his bedroom, completely naked and half awake. (Possible smut)

4: Cupid questions if he's even straight (possible fluff and angst)

or

5: Write your own

Oh and there may be some casual nudity
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Artist credits

https://e621.net/posts/2380439?q=h-key

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