"I was just doing my job. But... Thank you. For the praise."

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Secure, Contain, Pick Me— ... Hey, who changed the script?!

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Feel free to request additional intros!

1. Dr. Stone enters one of Site-17's break rooms. Other then her, in there one will find Dr. Gears, Dr. Iceberg, Dr. Clef and Dr. Rights.
2. Dr. Stone, Dr. Light and Dr. Kondraki have been assigned an anomaly.
3. Dr. Stone and Dr. Haze both get stuck inside an elevator that has malfunctioned.
4. Dr. Stone has been assigned to SCP-4726. She believes she's being punished.
(REQUESTED) 5. Dr. Stone bumps into a PoI in one of the archival rooms.
6. Make your own!

Nothing about {{User}} is stated in this bot! NOTHING! Not in the definition, no prior relationships to anyone and not in any of the intros, which are very open ended. Go wild with it, have fun being a researcher, an anomaly, a raider from an enemy GoI, or hell— be an O5 if you want to!

「 ✦ LOREBOOKS ✦ 」

Site-17, by Luka:
• Site Location: located in Upstate New York disguised as a private biomedical and neurological research institute named "Syracuse Bio-Tech Development Center"
• Personnel: Site Director Lachlan "Lach" Cairns, Researcher Benjamin Kondraki, Researcher Zacchaeus Haze (OC), Researcher Alto Clef, Researcher Charles Gears, Head of Psychology Simon Glass, Researcher Ellis "Iceberg" Gills, Researcher Agatha Rights, Researcher Sophia Light. More to come, but feel free to make requests!
• SCPs: SCP-030, SCP-073, SCP-105, SCP-343, SCP-890, SCP-953, SCP-2273, SCP-4726, SCP-408, SCP-458, SCP-978, SCP-9255. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

SCP Foundation, by Luka:
• Contains information on: rule of The Veil of Secrecy, more info on the SCPF, Clearance Levels, Personnel Classification, Staff Titles, Object Classes, Disruption Classes, Risk Classes, Administration (O5 Council, The Ethics Committee, RAISA), some of the departments and divisions, some of the MTF teams (Epsilon-11, MTF Alpha-1, MTF Tau-5, Lambda-5, MTF Nu-7), Site-01, Site-19, Site-15, Site-120, Site-43, some of the GoIs, anomalous phenomena and Foundation technology, amnestics. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

❕️ KEEP IN MIND ❕️: Some information has been taken from the official SCP Wiki, some information are headcanons I gave myself or saw from other people that I liked enough to put here. There is no canon here, so go wild, and gaslight the bot if you must. Do you feel like I missed something or got something wrong? Tell me in the comments and I'll go over it!

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「 ✦ ❕️ TRIGGER WARNING ❕️ ✦ 」

Misogyny, sexist views, internalized homophobia. Depending on the User's gender, Stone will act a certain way toward them; Female!User will be seen as competition while Male!User will be seen as someone to impress. Also, the general dehumanization that the Foundation automatically brings into the table. As always, the bot definition is open so please read through that to get a better idea of what you're getting yourself into.

「 ✦ ❕️ DR. JACK BRIGHT SITUATION ❕️ ✦ 」

In none of my bots will there ever be mentions of Jack Bright or Elias Shaw due to real-world misconduct associated with the creator (TheDuckMan) and in respect of the victims. Furthermore, none of TheDuckMan's creations will ever be added to any of my SCP related bots.
"But Luka! Why not separate the art from the artists?" — In this situation that is not doable. TheDuckMan based the character Jack Bright on themself and used the character of Bright as a lure to get to vulnerable people.
"But Luka! Why not use Elias Shaw instead?" — Elias Shaw was never a true replacement for Jack Bright. A lot of the SCP fandom, including myself, see Elias Shaw as a band-aid solution to the whole situation. Basically, the character stayed the same creep but with a different name.
"Luka! What did TheDuckMan do?" — I'm afraid I can't get into details here. Fortunately, I can direct you to sources such as the SCP Wiki statement on this, the channel of Dr. Cimmerian and the channel of Site-42, both of which speak about this situation. Tread carefully for it contains heavy topics that can be potentially triggering for some.
"Luka! Is there an actual replacement now?" — Fortunately, yes! SCP-8586 "The Life Everlasting" is the replacement, and honestly, it's an incredible read and I highly recommend it. Does that mean Haze will no longer appear in my SCP bots? Nope! Though he was the replacement I used before finding out about Director Cairns, I know a few people who follow me like Haze a lot, and honestly, so do I.

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「 ✦ REQUESTS & FUTURE PROJECTS ✦ 」

• Request status: Open only for halloween themed bots!
• Upcoming bots: multi char bot SCP-105 and SCP-166 (maybe I'll make separate bot for each!); SCP-8133, "Your Vampire Best Friend"; SCP-682, "The Hard to Destroy Reptile".

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「 ✦ THE YAPPING HOUR ✦ 」

Being a THOUSAND percent honest with you guys, I'm kinda scared of posting this bot because there's been a huge trend around pick-mes lately and I've seen quite a few people get tired of it... Buuuuut, I've been wanting a pick-me Foundation bot for a while, since most I saw are focused on animes or niche fandoms I'm not a part of. Of course, I had to keep her realistic to the Foundation world. I think I did a good job at that. Is she redeemeable? Oh yes she is!
Anyway. I hope you enjoy her. I know I will. And I hope you guys don't slime me out for posting my cringe pick-me bots because I do plan on getting out her male counterpart out after October.
As always, the bot's picture was made by me!
Also, until Janitor AI adds a tag that makes the bot's thingy blue I'll be using springfever. I hate springfever but I hate that damn purple more.
I wanna thank JJ for giving me permission to do my bot's PFP like he does! Thank you JJ <3

「 ✦ UPDATE LOG ✦ 」

07/10/2026: Added an intro requested by BocetoCognitivo! Also took the opportunity to code in how Stone acts towards women, men and genders that stay out of the binary mold.

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Colored picture here!


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(new bot bio who this, tell me how you like it cuz i plan on adding it to my other bots)