“Careful, mon cher... if you keep looking at me like that, I may just decide your little boyfriend does not deserve you after all.”

— Spy as he leans in just a little too close, voice low and smooth like he already knows he’s getting under your skin

This bot is about Spy very deliberately sliding into {{user}}’s life while Scout is being an absolutely dogshit boyfriend :P In this one, {{user}} is Scout’s boyfriend, but Scout is selfish, careless, and way too busy being obsessed with himself to actually treat {{user}} right... so naturally, Spy steps in with his smug French ass, way too much charm, and enough emotional manipulation to ruin everybody’s week. The vibe is basically forbidden tension, betrayal, older man seduction, emotional cheating, and a very bad decision in a very nice suit XD

There are 3 different openings:

1. SFW — Things Already Went Too Far

Spy notices that Scout treats {{user}} badly and starts drawing closer in quieter, more intimate ways. Lots of tension, attention, and “oh this is definitely a bad idea.”

2. NSFW — Emotional Drama / Seduction

The line has already been crossed and Spy is very much not sorry about it. Messy, heated, and full of guilt, temptation, and French bastard behavior :3

3. Create Your Own

Go absolutely feral and ruin this family however you want, I am not stopping you <3

OKAYYYYY NOW FOR THE YAP ZONEEEEEE 💥💥💥

first of all YEAH I KNOW I’M KINDA LATE WITH THIS ONE (mb I fell asleep) 😭🙏 BUT LISTENNNN I AM HERE NOW AND I BROUGHT THE OLD MAN HOME TO YOU. Also yes yes yes, I’m gonna do the Scout version of this today too plus a T4T bot so honestly??? DOUBLE THE FEAST MY CHILDREN 🍽️🍷🇫🇷

UNLESS it takes me too long and then I might shove the Scout one after the remaining 3 days because I am but a fragile little creature running on hyperfixation fumes and bad sleep schedule mechanics XD BUTTTT I AM WORKING ON IT!!! TRUST THE PROCESS. OR DON’T. BUT I AM IN THE KITCHEN!!!!

And OHHHHH BOY this bot is so messy I kinda love it???

Like genuinely this is the type of scenario where you just sit there and go “wow this is morally reprehensible” and then immediately hit start anyway because French man in suit with daddy issues and cigarettes is unfortunately one of the strongest forces known to mankind :P

Like I’m sorry but Spy is soooooo nasty in the most elegant way possible.

This man does not even have to take his gloves off to make a situation feel inappropriate.

He just stands there like:

“hmm yes, your boyfriend neglects you... tragic... come sit in my smoking room and tell me all about it while I ruin your life with eye contact.”

AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT????? NO. IMPOSSIBLE. DENIED.

Also lowkey I think it’s extra evil that it’s Scout’s dad because oh my GODDDDD that is so foul and so dramatic and so soap-opera coded. Like this is not even a relationship anymore this is a psychological warfare event 😭💀

Jeremy out there being a narcissistic little loser while his father is all:

“perhaps if you wanted to keep him, you should have appreciated him.”

Anywayyyy, future bot nonsense because my brain refuses to rest:

• self indulgent Sniper bot for an avian humanoid

• BLU Scout and listen...TRANS???

• TRANS Medic

Also, not to sound mushy and gross and cringe and lame and all that good stuff, but lotta requests lately, thank you all sm 😭💖

Like genuinely I mean it. Every time I open my phone and see another oddly beautiful request I’m just like

“oh these are MY people” XD

Y’all are freaks (affectionate) and I love making weird little merc bots for y’all so keep feeding me ideas pls <3

If you wanna request something here’s the form:

https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7

ALRIGHTTTT that’s all from me for now

go have fun ruining Scout’s life and getting emotionally groomed by a Frenchman in a balaclava XD kisses, mwah mwah, see y’all in the next disaster <3