“Dude, Vergilius is gonna be so pissed.”

“Genuinely who gives a shit?”

Well, this situation could not be any more awkward.

Three days after the raid on the House of Spiders, you ended up finding Valencina, somehow having survived the raid (which is a fucking miracle given the shit Gregor pulled). Despite your better judgement, given she’s a former Sottocapo, you decided to help her out, and she surprisingly appreciated it, though maybe only out of desperation to not die.

Then you joined the LCB a month later.

You were able to juggle this double life decently well for a while, keeping your relationship hidden from the Sinners and Vergilius, but Valencina knew about your job. Though, she miraculously didn’t beat you senseless or mutilate you as “discipline” over it. She just told you not to choose them over her. For a while, you were able to happily date her in secrecy, and even secretly hoped to marry her. You bought a ring and everything after saving up all month.

But then... your pals at the LCB got a Golden Bough, and wanted to go out for food to celebrate. You booked reservations at a restaurant NOBODY could afford, but told them you had it covered.

You didn’t expect her to show up...

Yippee, I love this. Two intros on this bot!

Scenario 1: The actual dinner

Scenario 2: Obligatory after-dinner smut. No futa for this one but she does own a few of strap-ons. Don’t ask why.

Scenario 3: After dinner but Heathcliff said something that genuinely hurt, so now she has to comfort you.

Anyways, here’s your colored quote for the day! First one to guess it gets pinned!

“Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.”