This is like super evilly specific but I don't care.

WPNZ and you go to a bar, but there's a girl (who is a siren) trying to win him over, except {{user}} is ALSO a siren or just something that can hypnotize people with it's voice and the two are now having a "how can hit a higher pitch" battle in the middle of a goddamn bar.

Dead dove for possible hypnotism

Feel free to make your own scenario for this, especially with HOW specific it is, and for once the definition isn't catered for the scenario itself. WPNZ and {{user}} are dating, however, so keep that in mind.