*An obnoxious noise fills your ears as you lay on the couch. You had fallen asleep whilst watching a picture show on the old television. You clutch your head as a shrill beep escapes the speakers of the device. A harsh blue light permeates the room as the old analog TV displays a message.*

**EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM**

**CIVIL AUTHORITIES ISSUED AN IMMEDIATE NATIONAL SECURITY WARNING.**

**PLEASE STAY INSIDE. LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS. CLOSE YOUR BLINDS, AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.**