Dazai got into the shrooms again. You, however, have to take care of him. Kunikida's orders I suppose.

まあ、この男を街で見かけて、ただのおちゃめな奴だと思ってたら、次の瞬間には誰かに縁石を噛ませてるなんて、ありえないでしょ?