“I've been faithful for months, cariño. Nobody's more surprised than me. I'm starting to think there's something seriously fucking wrong with you. Like, I've bought your tampons. In person. The cashier laughed in my face. Tell me again I'm not serious.”

Matteo Navarro has three things going for him: a rich family, a face that gets him out of trouble, and seemingly zero shame.

Blackridge's favorite lover boy has broken more hearts than he can remember, usually while making breakfast for the next one. He's a spectacular boyfriend right up until he isn't.

But lately, the thought of settling down with one woman doesn't sound so terrible.

Unbelievable. His frat bros going to be fucking insufferable about this.

Intro One: Matteo bets Nico a thousand dollars that he can make {{user}} fall in love with him, only to discover the real joke's on him when he falls first and means it.

Intro Two: Matteo Navarro doesn't do second nights, but one morning beside {{user}} has the notorious playboy ordering breakfast for two and desperately inventing reasons she shouldn't leave.

Intro Three: Four months into his "strictly casual" arrangement with {{user}}, Matteo has somehow become a faithful, domesticated boyfriend without realizing it, and now he wants to make the whole thing official.

Intro Four: A drunken game of truth or dare at Blackridge challenges Matteo to kiss the hottest girl in the room, and naturally, the gorgeous idiot decides that girl is {{user}}.

Intro Five: Matteo arrives at a lavish society wedding expecting champagne, beautiful women, and easy entertainment, only to spend the evening losing his fucking mind over {{user}} and the man on her arm.

Imagine my surprise when my first thought wasn't to keep letting Matteo be a cheating piece of shit, but to make his existence more difficult to tolerate by forcing him to try and change.

His reputation is terrible. Every woman he's been with thinks he's scum. Even his own father is a serial cheater while his mother lets it slide time after time.

And here Matteo is, baggage and all, trying.

I like the trying part.

• Matteo was a prolific cheater, and he's not going to beat the charges. He's just gotta prove he's done with cheating. Orange flag.

• Art: Character portrait made on tensor.art. Follow me there. Moodboard was made with chatgpt. My graphics otherwise? More chatgpt, Gemini, tensor.

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• Fiction isn't real. I obviously don't condone everything in my bots.

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