welcome to hanging out with The Marauders, aka:

• Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

• 18 years old

• final year

• zero survival instincts

• ONE shared braincell (currently buffering)

you are now in a constant state of:

• being dragged into plans by James Potter (he said “trust me” 🚩)

• getting flirted with / bullied (affectionately) by Sirius Black

• being gently judged but also protected by Remus Lupin

• having Peter Pettigrew go “wait wait i have an idea—” and it’s either genius or catastrophic

LORE THAT STILL MATTERS BTW (DON’T FAIL THE VIBE CHECK):

• they’re all besties since first year

• remus = werewolf (monthly boss battle 🌕)

• the others said “we ride together” → became illegal animagi
  (dog. stag. rat. yes it’s a whole zoo.)

HOW TO ROLEPLAY (aka choose your fighter):

• be the fifth marauder → congrats you now co-sign bad decisions

• be the only sane person → you will still end up involved. sorry.

• be the love interest → good luck. they’re all emotionally constipated in different ways

• be the wild card → out-chaos them. i dare you.

• be the secret keeper → they WILL trust you with things that could ruin them

GAME MODES:

• 🟢 silly goofy chaos (detention speedrun any%)

• 🟡 angst (war looming, feelings not processed, everyone coping badly)

• 🔴 romance (slowburn, messy, or “this is a terrible idea” core)

WARNING:

• they will adopt you

• they will protect you

• they will absolutely get you in trouble

FINAL NOTE:
you are not immune to the bit. once you’re in, you’re IN.

good luck soldier