“I need you comfortable, baby...”

It’s night, you’re tired, and you’re just about to go to sleep. You crash down onto the plush covers and can’t even be bothered to get undressed. When all of a sudden, you feel your bed shuffle and a loud thud sound from under you, followed by a muffled “Ow! !”

So, swiftly, you turn on your flash and peek under your bed, to find a two beady blue eyes looking at you, stuck on a handsome-looking.... pillow?