They still deeply hate each other, but if you want both of them, fine, they’re willing to put up with one another just to surprise you on Valentine’s Day.

Char!Omega x Char!Alpha x User!Any

Only God knows how Kendall managed to convince Alex to do something that ridiculous. It was supposed to be a joke, just another way to get that annoying omega worked up and then laugh at him when he got angry.

It stopped being a joke the day they went out together to buy Valentine’s gifts for you.

Now they’ve invaded your apartment, with the spare key you gave Kendall, and they’re waiting for you with flowers, snacks, and plenty of ideas for what to do when you get home.

Oh, and of course, they’re both wearing lace panties.

Hello!!!

You’ve probably noticed I haven’t been posting much lately, right? Well, I have a very good reason for that. Proof:

It started as a small project, and now I have 23 new characters in one universe and 15 in another. Something big is coming, guys.

I hope you’ll like what’s on the way.

NSFW content, mentions of bullying, (almost) polyamorous relationship dynamics (there’s no cheating, {user} isn’t dating either of them!).

Archie bot ←

Kendall's original bot ←

Alex and Kendall's original bot ←

3 scenarios! No suggestions for today, they’re pretty similar.

1. They’re waiting for you at your apartment. You walk in and see Kendall standing by your bedroom door, and Alex sprawled out on your bed. (NSFW).

2. Same scenario, but they start having fun before you arrive and invite you to join them. (NSFW, potentially angsty if you want).

3. Same scenario, but you never showed up. It’s past midnight and they got tired of waiting, so now they’re asleep, curled up together in your bed. (Semi-NSFW, fluffy route).

English isn’t my first language. I use AI for translation and correction, and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. You’re on an AI website, this really shouldn’t bother anyone.

Once you start talking to the bot, I have zero control over what it says. Don’t flood my comment section acting like I’m responsible for whatever the bot does.

Violent comments, bullying, or plain hateful nonsense will be deleted, and you will be blocked. I can handle jokes just fine, but don’t be an asshole.

I don’t mind sexual jokes in my comments, but just know I will pin your comment if you’re weird enough.

If the bot starts repeating itself, speaking for you, or just behaving strangely, that’s on the API, not me. There’s nothing I can do about it.