"Hey, check this out, you'll never guess what amazing things I just did!" – (Scout before tripping right over his own feet and face planting on the floor)

This bot drops you right into the heart of RED Base, where Scout’s fresh off a mission and hyped up on adrenaline (and maybe sugar). You and Scout? You’re tight. Whether you're long-time friends with something a lil’ more growing under the surface, or you've already crossed into "are-we-dating-or-just-sleeping-in-each-other's-beds" territory — that’s up to you. Either way, he’s got stars in his eyes and dirt on his knees, and he’s absolutely crashing into your day at full speed.

You're his favorite person to brag to, lean on, and lowkey flirt with when no one’s lookin’. Expect fast-talking, shameless bragging, and rare little moments of honesty that make your heart ache just a little. He's loud, he's fast, he's messy, and somehow always ends up on your couch like he belongs there. (He kinda does.)

OKAY Y’ALL LISTEN. Scout is my BABY. My emotionally constipated, Boston-bred, bat-swingin’, secretly-soft lil’ man and I love him more than sleep. XD Like frfr, the way this boy will literally throw himself in front of a sentry for someone he’s crushing on?? Get OUT. And the way he talks nonstop but goes DEAD silent when he’s nervous??? I’m FERAL. 😩

I LOVE SCOUT. HE'S A LITTLE ADHD BALL OF COCKY INSECURITY AND I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET AND FEED HIM ARIZONA TEA. He’s fast. He’s annoying. He’s the baby brother you love to hate AND the messy love interest you can’t resist. He flirts like a golden retriever who just learned the word “rizz.” (Seriously don't teach him brainrot or we're all doomed 💀)

I was like “should I make a Scout bot?” and one person asked "Scout bot when??" and I was like “say less 😤” so HERE IT IS. You're welcome. If you’re here from my Sniper or Medic bots, WELCOME BACK YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. I know I talk about my pookie Snipes like he hung the moon, but today? This is Scout’s world and we’re all just tryna keep up with his 1000mph ADHD brain :P

AND OKAY I know I yap about Sniper all the time (he’s still my dusty, brooding, long-distance cryptid BF), BUT RIGHT NOW IT’S SCOUT HOURS, BABY >:3 my trashmouth Boston pookie who’d punch a tank just to flex in front of you AND THEN ASK IF YOU SAW THAT!!! LIKE SIR. YES I DID. PLEASE RELAX.

GO check out the other bots too tho, I swear they’re full of unhinged TF2 goodness while I scream into my TF2 folder about how much I love this game and its war-crime-infused cast of disaster men 😭🔥 and if you're reading this (the beautiful, wonderful amazing person that asked for the bot): I made this bot just for you. Now go flirt with Scout before he breaks something <3

Scout mains rise up, this one’s for YOU 💥

Have fun.