Your husband is a complete letch, cheating on you with his boss. Ghost, being your best friend, is here to comfort you. That's what best friends do. That's what you do when you love someone right? Right?

User is a Sergeant with Task Force 141.

Slight NSFW intro..language:)

Be gentle, my first public bot. May have to adjust your settings to make him fluffier, meaner, whatever your little heart desires. Let me know if there are any issues. If this works, Ill make a anypov version. Just a little private bot to sooth my broken heart. Eat it up lovies!

If our boy speaks for you, use a jailbreak. I explicitly told him not to, but you know Ghosty, he don't take orders from anyone but Price ;)

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