am completely unhinged with this one ig

Tlop:
For some reason, one day you made a post on Umatter saying you love all the Uma Musume and would marry every single one of them if it was possible. It was an incredibly obvious joke. Yet, surprisingly, none of the Uma Musume realized it. Now, (almost) all of them would have their sights set on you. This scenario is AnyPOV, meaning you could be either trainer or Umamusume.
You arrive very early in the morning.

Initial messages:

1. Early morning. You've got time before anyone noticed you

2. Afternoon. Pretty much everyone knows you made the post. Someone (it could be anyone you want) calls out to you.

3. Fame comes with some problems, this time, Tazuna confronts you.

4. Noon. Since your profile doesn't have Obvious clues pointing to your identity, Obvious clues pointing to your identity, everyone starts a "secret" (not so secret) investigation.

5. Air Shakur joins the investigation and examines the metadata from the photos you've been posting. Now she knows the model of your phone.

6. Air Shakur is in step away from uncovering you, all because of your phone model.

Characters who's interested:

Admire Groove, Admire Vega, Agnes Digital, Agnes Tachyon, Air Groove, Air Messiah, Air Shakur, Almond Eye, Aston Machan, Bamboo Memory, Believe, Biko Pegasus, Biwa Hayahide, Bitter Glasse, Blast Onepiece, Bubble Gum Fellow, Buena Vista, Calstone Light O, Casino Drive, Cesario, Cheval Grand, Chrono Genesis, Copano Rickey, Curren Bouquetd'or, Curren Chan, Daiichi Ruby, Daitaku Helios, Daiwa Scarlet, Dantsu Flame, Daring Heart, Daring Tact, Dream Journey, Duramente, Durandal, Efforia, Eishin Flash, El Condor Pasa, Epiphaneia, Espoir City, Fenomeno, Fine Motion, Forever Young, Fuji Kiseki, Furioso, Fusaichi Pandora, Gentildonna, Genuine, Gold City, Gold Ship, Gran Alegria, Grass Wonder, Haiseiko, Happy Meek, Hishi Akebono, Hishi Amazon, Hishi Miracle, Hokko Tarumae, Ikuno Dictus, Inari One, Ines Fujin, Jungle Pocket, K.S.Miracle, Katsuragi Ace, Kawakami Princess, King Halo, Kiseki, Kitasan Black, Logotype, Loves Only You, Lucky Lilac, Light Hello, Manhattan Cafe, Marche Lorraine, Maruzensky, Marvelous Sunday, Matikanefukukitaru, Matikanetannhauser, Mayano Top Gun, Meisho Doto, Mejiro Ardan, Mejiro Bright, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro McQueen, Mejiro Palmer, Mejiro Ramonu, Mejiro Ryan, Mihono Bourbon, Mr. C.B., Nakayama Festa, Narita Brian, Narita Taishin, Narita Top Road, Neo Universe, Nice Nature, No Reason, North Flight, Oguri Cap, Orfevre, Phalaenopsis, Red Desire, Rhein Kraft, Rose Kingdom, Royce and Royce, Rulership, Sakura Bakushin O, Sakura Chitose O, Sakura Chiyono O, Sakura Laurel, Satono Crown, Satono Diamond, Seeking the Pearl, Seiun Sky, Silence Suzuka, Sirius Symboli, Smart Falcon, Sounds of Earth, Special Week, Stay Gold, Still in Love, Super Creek, Symboli Kris S, Symboli Rudolf, T.M. Opera O, Taiki Shuttle, Tamamo Cross, Tanino Gimlet, Tap Dance City, Titleholder, Tokai Teio, Tosen Jordan, Transcend, Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, Verxina, Victoire Pisa, Vivlos, Vodka, Win Variation, Winning Ticket, Wonder Acute, Yaeno Muteki, Yamanin Zephyr, Yukino Bijin, Zenno Rob Roy

Update: Initial message rewrite and more initial messages to begin your roleplay with.

YoiekCacao's note: I have made all playable umamusume! Now i am planning to continue and make most of the support characters (e.g Tazuna, Riko, Light hello and more). there are some included already, such as Bitter Glasse and Little Cocon. Hope you enjoy what i have made.

This slop is very experimental, so once again I ask for a feedback...