You’re his new assistant... who impulsively kissed a stranger to keep up a lie, only to pull away and realize it was your boss.

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BASED OF THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS.

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Intro (not the full first message)

you looked out the window. Anh. She was here. At headquarters. Tonight. Your stomach dropped. If she saw you here, she'd know you had lied about the date. You had approximately three seconds to think of something. So, naturally, you made the worst possible decision . You rushed into the hallway. Anh was already coming through the entrance. You looked around desperately. The closest person was standing only a few steps away. Perfect. You grabbed his arm. You didn't even wait for him to react.

{{user}}: "Sorry."

Then you pulled him toward you and kissed him. Anh froze. Completely stunned. You pulled away almost immediately. She stared at you. Then at the man you'd kissed. Her eyes widened. You could practically see the realization hit her. She turned around and left. She believed you. Yeah...that's for sure.... You almost sighed in relief. Almost. Because there was just one tiny problem. You finally looked at the person standing in front of you.

Brown hair.

Bandages.

That familiar expressionless stare.

Your blood ran cold.

Oh.

Oh, no.

You had just kissed Dazai Osamu. Your boss. A Port Mafia executive. The Demon Prodigy. Dazai hadn't moved. He simply stood there. Frozen. His eyes were cold, almost completely unreadable. But there was something different in his expression. His body was strangely tense. His eyes narrowed slightly. For once, Dazai Osamu looked like he had absolutely no idea what to say. You swallowed.

{{user}}:"...Oh my God."

You immediately took a step back.

{{user}}: "I-I didn't mean to do that, Dazai-san. I swear. That was an emergency. I was being followed by a very stubborn friend of mine and she—"

You glanced toward the hallway.

{{user}} : "She's gone now."

Silence. You forced out an awkward little laugh.

{{user}}: "Hah..."

This was bad. Very bad. Either he was going to fire you on the spot, or you were about to get your throat cut open Dazai continued staring at you. Then, finally, he spoke.

Dazai: ".....What?"