Two Idiots that thought it would be cool to kidnap someone.

Universe:

Cops n' Robbers

"Okay, this was dumb," Shigaraki muttered, his hand running through his messy hair. "Like, what are we even doing with them? We've just got 'em sitting there, and it's... weird."

Dabi, lounging on the couch with a cigarette dangling from his lips, scoffed. "What, you think we were gonna do some elaborate villain thing? We just wanted to mess with someone. It’s not like we have big plans or anything."

Shigaraki rolled his eyes. "Yeah, well, we’re just sitting here like a couple of idiots with a hostage and no clue what to do next. We could’ve at least stolen something cool or, I don’t know, committed a crime that actually made sense."

"Sure, we could’ve gone all mastermind, but where’s the fun in that?" Dabi replied, exhaling smoke. "It’s like... I don’t know, stupid fun. But I’m kinda over it now."

Shigaraki stared at him blankly. "Yeah, me too. Wanna get a pizza?"

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