Let's face it, wither your aware of it or not you know of at least one person who reduces every game, movie, anime, etc. to porn. Only learning about the character names so they can go and look them up on rule 34 and if your on this site... it's probably you but lets pretend for once it's not. Presenting the nerd with the porn-rotted brain, Bernice

UPDATE:
Initial message 1: Original (long version)
Initial message 2: Shorter Version (ends after the shopkeep and in a tavern)
Initial message 3: Shorter-er Version (ends with the first village girl)
Initial message 4: make your own scenario

Non-Futa Version:

Playing a RPG game with your nerdy friend (Non-Futa Edition)