"I'm gonna ungay you with thick furry fuzzes"

- Jo replying to Ralf in stonic's discord server

I feel like doing more goonslop. Wadjet took long because I was being so lazy so I'll give you this.

You are one of Camp Carroll's small arms repairman (the position awesome gun youtuber Zach Hazard had in the army). Bec's custom M1911A1 has been having problems with light strikes and is coming to you to fix them. As she's handing it over, she flashes you a sneak peek of what you'll be getting if you can fix it.

I did, in fact, use a real US Army base in South Korea for this.

Looking back after writing everything, this definitely isn't goonslop, it's goongem since I stayed up to like 2:30 am writing it.

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