“No grave can hold my body down.” — Hozier, Work Song

[ MALE POV MAFIA BOSS USER X ALPHA MAFIA EXECUTOR — PART TWO ]

🚨 THIS BOT HAS BEEN UPDATED — TEN FIRST MESSAGES ARE NOW AVAILABLE, TESTED, AND ACTUALLY WORKING 🚨

Yes.

Ten.

For the first time since I started making bots, I have somehow managed to put TEN FUCKING FIRST MESSAGES into one bot, test all of them, stare suspiciously at Janitor while testing them again, and confirm that they are actually opening correctly.

I don't know who I became.

Normally I am fighting for my life against formatting, APIs, Janitor randomly deciding one message should be sent to the shadow realm, or my own inability to stop adding lore.

But this time?

TEN FIRST MESSAGES.

Alive.

Breathing.

Functional.

Please clap.

And honestly, I wanted this update to feel like a little present for everyone who has been following me through this whole bot-making journey. You guys have been giving my recent bots so much love, especially Dante, and seeing people actually enjoy these characters, use the scenarios, come back for updates, and apparently become emotionally attached to my increasingly ridiculous fictional families makes me ridiculously happy.

So naturally my way of saying thank you was not something reasonable.

I gave you a horse-sized dose of Dante Carbone.

You're welcome. 🖤

Omegaverse / Mafia / Family / Established Relationship / Alpha x Omega / Mafia Boss User / Parenthood / Domestic Fluff / Angst / Romance / Smut

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

Dante Raffaele Carbone is a 39-year-old Italian-American Alpha and veteran executor for the Bellandi Crime Family in modern-day New York. He has been involved in organized crime for roughly two decades, meaning this man knows exactly what he is doing and is very far from some baby gangster who bought one expensive suit, held a gun twice, and suddenly started calling himself dangerous.

Dante kills, interrogates, tortures, handles problems, understands Mafia hierarchy, knows when violence is useful, and has enough experience to remain terrifying without constantly needing to prove that he is terrifying. He is enormous, tattooed, hairy, experienced, deeply foul-mouthed, frighteningly competent, and uses the word with such linguistic versatility that somebody should probably give him an honorary degree in English.

But Dante is not the Boss.

That is {{user}}.

{{user}} is a male Omega and the legitimate Boss of the Bellandi Crime Family, having inherited the organization from his deceased Alpha father, Vittorio Bellandi. Vittorio deliberately chose his Omega son as successor, so there is no secret Alpha regent, no man behind the throne, and absolutely no version of Dante quietly controlling the organization because he believes an Omega cannot lead.

Dante would probably take that suggestion personally.

He respected Vittorio, but his loyalty to {{user}} becomes entirely his own. He advises him. He disagrees with him. He tells him when something sounds like a fucking terrible idea. But {{user}} makes the final decisions because {{user}} is the Boss, and Dante is completely secure in that.

Depending on where you begin in the timeline, {{user}} is also Dante's lover, mate, husband, and the father of his children.

Which brings us to the real main antagonist of Dante Carbone's life:

parenthood.

Lucia Grace Bellandi-Carbone is Dante and {{user}}'s Alpha daughter and an absolutely unfair genetic mixture of both fathers. She has Dante's stubbornness, {{user}}'s intelligence, both of their attitude, and enough confidence to regularly make Dante wonder whether reproduction was a responsible decision.

He adores her.

Completely.

Lucia being an Alpha does not automatically make her the Bellandi heir. Dante and {{user}} want their daughter to choose her own future, whether that means the Mafia, university, another career, another city, or something neither of them has imagined yet.

And that is really the heart of this update.

I went FULL FAMILY MODE with this one.

Like, aggressively.

The Mafia is still there. {{user}} is still running a criminal empire. Dante is still an executioner. People can still betray the Bellandis, rival families can still create problems, and you are completely free to push the chats much harder into the organized-crime side if that's what you want.

The bot absolutely supports it.

But these First Messages focus heavily on the other side of their lives: Dante and {{user}} getting married, raising Lucia, watching her grow up, dealing with school, relationships, independence, talks, university, Noah, Giulia, Raffaele, one very spoiled opossum, and Dante slowly discovering that shooting someone is significantly easier than accepting that his daughter is an adult.

So if you want Mafia?

Give them Mafia.

If you want domestic family chaos?

Oh boy.

I have fed you.

FIRST MESSAGE 01 — THE BIOLOGY BOOK INCIDENT

Lucia is still a preteen here, and St. Catherine's Academy calls her parents with the beautiful news that their extremely expensive private-school education has apparently taught their daughter how to use a biology textbook as a weapon.

{{user}} handles the serious parenting.

Dante tries to handle the serious parenting.

The key word is tries.

Once he discovers exactly what the other student said about {{user}}, Dante suddenly has to reconcile two very different responsibilities: teaching Lucia that violence is not an acceptable response to insults while simultaneously being extremely proud that his daughter apparently has excellent aim.

The conversation then somehow evolves into embarrassing childhood stories, including Lucia's historically unsurprising first word and the time tiny Lucia accidentally tried to defend her parents' marriage from {{user}} himself.

Parenthood is going wonderfully.

FIRST MESSAGE 02 — FIRST SLEEPOVER

Lucia is going to her first proper sleepover with friends.

Dante is surprisingly calm because the family hosting her is extremely trusted.

{{user}}?

{{user}} has apparently decided Lucia is about to undertake a covert military operation.

The poor girl gets subjected to questions about her bag, phone battery, charger, emergency contacts, safety plans, what to do if she feels uncomfortable, and what to do if she simply misses her fathers in the middle of the night.

Meanwhile, Giulia has somehow acquired enough parental phone numbers to establish her own intelligence agency.

Then Lucia leaves.

The house becomes quiet.

{{user}} is still worried.

And Dante remembers that having your daughter sleep somewhere else also means you have your husband to yourself for an entire night.

His ongoing campaign for Lucia to get a sibling returns immediately.

Of course it does.

FIRST MESSAGE 03 — THE OPOSSUM INCIDENT

Lucia comes home from school carrying her backpack suspiciously close to her chest.

The backpack moves.

Dante knows immediately that his peaceful afternoon is over.

Lucia and Noah found an abandoned young opossum on the way home, and because Lucia possesses the Bellandi-Carbone problem-solving gene, she decides the obvious next step is transporting a wild animal home inside an extremely expensive school bag.

At this point, Noah is still supposedly just her best friend.

Dante has been calling him her boyfriend for years anyway.

Lucia hates this.

Noah blushes every time.

Dante considers that legally binding evidence.

The situation gets considerably worse when the opossum decides Dante is extremely comfortable and starts climbing him.

Dante insists they are not keeping it.

Then he agrees to a vet visit.

Then Lucia names it.

You can probably guess who won.

FIRST MESSAGE 04 — CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Teenage Lucia and Noah are now officially dating, and Noah is spending Christmas with the Bellandi-Carbone family for the first time as the actual boyfriend instead of the suspicious best friend Dante has been accusing of boyfriend crimes since childhood.

Lucia has one request:

Everyone behave normally.

She has chosen the wrong family.

Giulia immediately decides Noah has earned the contractual obligation of calling her Nonna.

Raffaele welcomes him into the family and threatens his life almost simultaneously.

Dante makes jokes about future grandchildren.

Lucia considers leaving the country.

Noah spends most of Christmas bright red.

{{user}} gets to watch his husband and in-laws psychologically destroy two teenagers while eating an unreasonable amount of food.

It is snowy, warm, embarrassing, deeply affectionate, and exactly the kind of Christmas this family deserves.

FIRST MESSAGE 05 — LET ME FLY

Lucia is now twenty, and suddenly the cute little family problem is no longer school fights or sleepovers.

She wants to leave New York.

Lucia gathers both fathers together and admits that she wants to finish college somewhere outside the state. Not because New York isn't good enough. Not because she wants to escape her family.

She simply wants to know who she is somewhere else.

Dante reacts about as well as you would expect from the man who still refers to his adult daughter as his little girl.

Lucia even grabs Vito for emotional support while attempting to explain that yes, the program she wants exists closer to home, and no, she does not want the closer option.

Eventually she asks {{user}} for help getting through to Dante and has to tell her father something he understands intellectually but absolutely hates emotionally:

He has to let her grow.

He has to let her fly.

Dante cries.

Obviously.

He agrees.

Also obviously.

Then university immediately becomes secondary when he discovers Lucia still hasn't told Noah because her boyfriend has been unusually distant lately.

So now Dante has two crises.

His daughter is leaving New York.

And Noah Park is behaving suspiciously.

Excellent.

FIRST MESSAGE 06 — THE FIGHT WITH NOAH

Now we find out why Noah has been distant.

Lucia is already crying in {{user}}'s arms when Dante arrives home.

She and Noah finally had the argument they had both been avoiding: Lucia wants a future outside New York, Noah wants to stay, and both of them are terrified that choosing themselves might mean losing each other.

Dante initially hears approximately half a sentence and immediately prepares to murder Noah.

Then Lucia explains what actually happened.

And unfortunately for Dante's revenge plans, this is not a villain situation.

It is two twenty-year-olds in love who want different things.

So Dante does something horrifying.

He becomes emotionally mature.

He tells Lucia that relationships sometimes require painful conversations, compromise, and occasionally accepting that love alone does not magically make two futures compatible.

He even reveals that he and {{user}} have had serious fights during their marriage and, on a few occasions, came frighteningly close to ending things themselves.

Lucia discovers that her disgustingly-in-love parents are not magical creatures.

Dante discovers he is apparently giving sensible romantic advice now.

Everyone suffers.

FIRST MESSAGE 07 — PROM NIGHT

Lucia's graduation prom arrives, and the entire family treats it like a state event.

Giulia has taken enough photographs to reconstruct Lucia in 3D.

Raffaele is watching Dante slowly lose his mind.

Noah is trying to survive.

Vito is wearing formalwear because of course he is.

And Dante has decided that prom requires rules.

Many rules.

Especially rules involving Noah standing too close to Lucia and apparently having a strict monthly allowance of kisses.

Raffaele eventually gets tired of Dante's scandalized-father performance and reveals a tiny piece of family history that completely destroys his credibility.

Let's just say Giulia's own graduation era was apparently much more eventful than Dante would like his daughter to know.

By the time Dante and {{user}} escort Lucia and Noah to the limousine, Dante is still trying to give them a curfew fit for twelve-year-olds until {{user}} gently reminds him that their daughter is actually supposed to enjoy one of the biggest nights of her life.

Dante reluctantly agrees.

He just adds a kiss limit.

Because personal growth has boundaries.

FIRST MESSAGE 08 — PARENTS’ PROM

Two days after the students' prom, St. Catherine's holds one of its cutest traditions: the school reopens the decorated ballroom for a parents' prom.

So Dante and {{user}} get a date night.

For one evening, they can stop being Mafia Boss and Mafia executor and simply be Lucia's obscenely wealthy fathers attending a school event.

They can leave the criminal identities at home.

The rich part?

Unfortunately permanent.

Dante starts the evening complaining that {{user}} is making them late, sees what his husband is wearing, and immediately forgets clocks exist because apparently being married for years has done absolutely nothing to reduce how desperately attracted he is to his Omega.

At the event, they sit with Noah's parents, whom Dante genuinely adores.

Everything is lovely.

Romantic.

Adult.

Sophisticated.

Then Dante spots the parents of the kid who insulted Lucia and {{user}} years ago.

Yes.

Years ago.

No, Dante has not forgotten.

{{user}} thinks this grudge is childish.

Dante completely agrees.

He is keeping it anyway.

The rest of the evening becomes a choice between champagne, making out somewhere they absolutely shouldn't, or Dante psychologically terrorizing people over a middle-school incident everyone else already moved past.

Date night. 🖤

FIRST MESSAGE 09 — THE CONDOM

Dante is doing something completely innocent.

He is putting Lucia's forgotten charger into her bag.

Then he finds a condom.

What follows is perhaps the fastest emotional deterioration Dante Carbone has ever experienced without gunfire being involved.

Lucia is twenty.

An adult.

Dante knows adults have .

Dante himself is perhaps the worst possible person on Earth to become morally scandalized by .

Unfortunately, none of this prepares him for concrete evidence that his daughter has a life.

Subtle parenting immediately dies.

Lucia becomes mortified.

Dante becomes outraged.

The conversation escalates until {{user}} arrives and manages to lower the room temperature by approximately forty degrees simply by being the parent Lucia feels safer having this conversation with.

Once Dante establishes that everything is consensual, safe, and responsible, the actual problem becomes obvious:

He doesn't disapprove.

He just desperately wishes he didn't know.

Lucia eventually weaponizes his curiosity against him by offering more information than any father could possibly want.

Dante retreats from the room and announces that {{user}} can finish the conversation because, according to one of Dante's favorite recurring jokes, Omega husband obviously equals mother.

{{user}} is a man.

Lucia reminds him.

Dante does not care.

The joke survives another day.

FIRST MESSAGE 10 — FULL CIRCLE

And finally...

The cycle closes.

{{user}} has been feeling terrible for several days.

Nauseous.

Tired.

Vomiting.

Generally miserable.

Dante naturally wants approximately fifteen specialists brought directly to the mansion.

{{user}} refuses.

So Dante ends up downstairs with Lucia, Giulia, Raffaele, and Vito conducting the world's least qualified family medical conference.

Giulia starts connecting dots.

She disappears upstairs.

Returns later crying.

And suddenly Dante discovers that after years of joking about giving Lucia a sibling...

{{user}} is pregnant again.

Two weeks.

Positive test.

Lucia is shocked.

Giulia is already emotionally becoming Nonna again.

Dante temporarily forgets how language works.

And when Lucia innocently asks how pregnancy tests actually work, Giulia tries to preserve whatever remains of her granddaughter's dignity.

Raffaele does not.

The man simply explains the entire urine situation.

Family education!

The scenario ends exactly where I wanted this whole family arc to land: Lucia grown, Noah part of her life, Vito somehow still involved in everything, Giulia crying, Raffaele making inappropriate explanations, Dante looking at the family he built with {{user}}, and realizing that just when one chapter is finally closing...

They are starting again.

Basically:

series finale energy with a surprise renewal.

ABOUT THIS UPDATE

I think this is probably the most unapologetically family-centered I've gone with one of my Mafia bots so far.

And I love it.

Because Dante still works perfectly as a violent Mafia character.

He can still be dragged into wars, betrayal, executions, rival organizations, political marriages, blackmail, Bellandi power struggles, {{user}} being underestimated as an Omega Boss, or whatever criminal nightmare you want to throw at them.

Please do.

The darker Mafia side is still completely open for you to develop.

But I really wanted these messages to show the strange little life that exists after the dangerous man gets what he wanted.

He gets {{user}}.

He gets the marriage.

He gets Lucia.

And then life keeps fucking going.

Lucia stops being a baby.

Then stops being a child.

Then stops being a teenager.

She gets a boyfriend.

She thinks about university.

She fights with the boyfriend.

She goes to prom.

She develops an adult life that Dante absolutely did not authorize.

And right when Dante is finally beginning to understand that his first baby is flying away...

{{user}} is pregnant again.

Good luck, asshole.

THANK YOU 🖤

Seriously, thank you so much for all the love you've been giving these bots lately.

Every follow, chat, interaction, and person who comes back for the next weird man I decide to emotionally ruin genuinely makes me want to keep creating more.

So these ten tested First Messages are my little present to everybody who has been sticking around while I figure all of this out.

You gave Dante so much love.

I responded by giving you enough Dante to cause an overdose.

Fair trade.

Please enjoy him.

Use the family scenarios.

Destroy the family peace with Mafia drama.

Make {{user}} put Dante in his place.

Make Dante swear.

Let Lucia bully him.

Let Giulia control everybody.

Let Raffaele say something he absolutely should have kept to himself.

Let Noah continue surviving the world's most terrifying in-laws.

Give Vito screen time.

And now apparently prepare Dante for diapers again.

Thank you for following me on this bot-making journey, thank you especially for all the love on the recent bots, and please give this updated Dante the same affection you guys have been giving me lately.

I worked my ass off getting all ten messages together and working.

So please—

enjoy this absolutely HORSE-SIZED DOSE OF DANTE CARBONE. 🖤